People Suck – Part Whatever

06 Oct

After lunch Sabu and I were on our typical walk, down the alley, around the corner and up the street. We walk this way Monday thru Thursday, rain or shine.

The first house around the corner is owned by the neighboring church and stood empty for well over a year. I believe it’s generally used to house the pastor and his family. It’s a nice house, two story, large with lots of windows.

Some months ago there was a flurry of activity as the house was readied for new tenants. I thought it would be a new pastor and family, but instead a white trash family of dubious origin and a bunch of kids ranging in age from four to OMG surly teen moved in.

Now, before you get all up in arms that I used the term white trash, let me explain. These people ARE white and they ARE trash. How do I know? The crap that has started piling up in the yard, the belligerent, tattooed miscreants smoking and drinking on the front stoop, the language coming out of the mouths of everyone over there, the damaged vehicles (looks like they like to drink AND drive for entertainment) and on and on. These are not quality people and I wonder if regular church goers are sorry they rented to them.

There does not appear to be a male head-of-household, only an assortment of young-ish men half-dressed and smoking on the front step most mornings. No, they aren’t all the same guy. Sigh. It’s ugly.

Anyway. I’m not usually one to judge so harshly, but I’ve had a couple of run-ins with the woman in charge that make no sense and leave me angry and wanting to hit someone.

The first time, I was pulling my car from the alley onto the street. There’s a hedge that partially obscures the sidewalk until you’re right up on it. She was pushing a stroller with her 4-year-old daughter walking alongside. I came up on the sidewalk and she yelled at me for pulling up in front of her.

What? She was 10 feet back, was in no danger of being hit and I was moving at a crawl anyway. I looked into my driver’s side mirror to see if it was clear to back up when she started yelling again, this time calling names. Sabu started to snarl and claw at the window, so I pulled out into the street to her curses and bellowing.

WTF? That’s some high-class parenting right there! I couldn’t believe she was so nasty over nothing.

Today Sabu and I had another run-in with her. We were walking by her yard (strewn with lawn chairs on their sides and assorted broken toys and bits of trash) as she was pulling up in her (barely running) car with a child in the back.

Sabu did what dogs do – she peed on the edge of the grass. OMG! You would think she left a big, wet pile of crap for the reaction we got.

“Do you let that dog do that on everybody’s yard?” She was red-faced and shouting at me, gesturing at the grass.

“She just peed. If she’d pooped I would pick it up…” Stunned by her reaction, I kept walking.

“You didn’t pick it up last time! You never pick it up, blah, blah, blah…..”

I was getting angry now and turned fully around to look her in the face. “I always pick up her poop. Always!”

“You didn’t the other day!” She’s really winding up now and I’m getting mad enough to do something I’ll regret.

“It wasn’t me. It wasn’t this dog…” walking away now, trying to hold my tongue.

“I have five witnesses in the house who saw you! It was YOU!!!”

Fighting to stay calm, I said, “You’re wrong. It wasn’t me and it wasn’t this dog,” before turning and walking away.

She continued to shout at me but I tuned her out.

WTF? I’ve had people stop, in their cars, to thank me for picking up my dog’s poop. I am known for picking up after my dog in a neighborhood where no one bothers. Why does this woman have such a chip on her shoulder for me? What did I ever do to her but let her daughter pet my dog?

Gaaaahhhhhh!!! People like that give this town a bad name. What a crappy way to end my lunch break on a Monday afternoon.


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11 responses to “People Suck – Part Whatever

  1. Twindaddy

    October 6, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    Ugh. People are assholes. Frankly, if her yard is full of trash a little dog piss isn’t hurting anything. Loser.

    • Sofia Leo

      October 6, 2014 at 3:37 pm

      I know, right? Her kids pee on the lawn already, so what’s the diff?

  2. Karin

    October 6, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    I’d be tempted to organize a pre-dawn pooch poop drop on her lawn with several friends. People do suck sometimes.

    • Sofia Leo

      October 6, 2014 at 3:36 pm

      I thought the same thing! But that would bring me down to her level…

      • Karin

        October 6, 2014 at 3:42 pm

        Sometimes that’s the only thought stops me from creative retaliation 🙂

      • Sofia Leo

        October 6, 2014 at 4:00 pm

        And the fact that I don’t look good in orange 🙂

  3. El Guapo

    October 7, 2014 at 6:20 am

    Extra points to you for not letting her drag you down to her level.

    • Sofia Leo

      October 7, 2014 at 12:22 pm

      I did want to punch her in the face…so…

  4. Awana

    October 8, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    Don’t worry; they won’t be long at this residence, either…just hope they don’t throw the toilet out in the backyard; a popular white trash pastime…

    • Sofia Leo

      October 8, 2014 at 2:02 pm

      If they do it will be into the church parking lot – can’t imagine it would stay there long. They’re just so unpleasant. I wonder why the church spent all that time fixing the place up only to rent it to such nasty people.


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