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This is why I shouldn’t go outside…

04 Aug

I almost never post pictures of myself here. I’m usually behind the camera and there aren’t many photo taking opportunities, but Saturday found Awana and I at an outdoor Fiber Event. I thought the natural light would be great for taking pictures and Awana was willing to take some shots.

I wore my favorite yellow linen tunic – the one that makes me look thinner than I really am. I was very careful with breakfast so as not to slobber all over myself.

We arrived at the venue unsoiled. And then IT happened. We were putting up the pop-up for the first time and I managed to whack myself square in the mouth with the top of the upright while trying to make it “snap easily into place.”

Awana says I cried a little, but I have no memory of that part. I do remember feeling carefully with my tongue and being grateful I hadn’t broken a tooth. Fuck! My lips started swelling on the spot and I hoped that I wouldn’t end up looking like a loser in a boxing match.

20140802_102044Favorite shirt? Check. New prescription shades? Check. Big ol’ fat lip? Also check.

Sigh. The shades are cool, though, right?

20140802_102136Where did all those gray hairs come from? What about the “anti-glare coating” these glasses are supposed to have?

Gaaaahhhhhhh!!!

I did get hit on by a lesbian, so it must not have looked that bad…

 
12 Comments

Posted by on August 4, 2014 in Crazy, Fiber Arts, Friends, right?, You're kidding

 

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12 responses to “This is why I shouldn’t go outside…

  1. NotAPunkRocker

    August 4, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    Anti-glare is a huge joke, but I love the shades!

    Sorry for the injury! You have great hair and eyes though!

     
    • Sofia Leo

      August 4, 2014 at 5:37 pm

      Thank you 🙂 I really thought the anti-glare would photograph better. Soooo disappointed!

       
  2. mincs1

    August 4, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    Great sense of humour!! 🙂

     
    • Sofia Leo

      August 4, 2014 at 5:37 pm

      Why thank you 🙂 I had to laugh because something like this always happens. I take a horrible picture, despite my best intentions. Sigh. Guess I should try more selfies…

       
  3. Willy

    August 4, 2014 at 7:18 pm

    gads- glad you are OK and you look great–

     
    • Sofia Leo

      August 5, 2014 at 11:23 am

      Thanks Willy! The lip is mostly back to normal today – maybe I should take some more selfies 🙂

       
  4. El Guapo

    August 4, 2014 at 7:31 pm

    I don’t get hit on by near enough lesbians..

    Sigh…

     
    • Sofia Leo

      August 5, 2014 at 11:23 am

      I think you carry the wrong equipment 🙂

       
  5. Twindaddy

    August 5, 2014 at 5:56 am

    I think the anti-glare is supposed to work from the other direction…to protect your eyes. I think…

     
    • Sofia Leo

      August 5, 2014 at 11:23 am

      Shouldn’t it work both ways? What a disappointment…

       
      • Twindaddy

        August 5, 2014 at 11:24 am

        Um, I guess. Idk…

         
  6. Awana

    August 5, 2014 at 3:16 pm

    OOOOO…that woman was really after you!! Must have been the fab new haircut….or your temporary Angelina Jolie lips……

     

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