I’m just about jumping out of my skin right now!
I asked M where the sleeping bags are.
“On the boat.”
“Why are they on the boat?”
“Because we slept on them there…”
I pointed out that we brought them home, where they normally live. “Huh…Guess I took them back…”
Total non-answers. Is he feathering his Love Nest? Who cares.
“This piece of foam will be going on my next trip [delete info that would give away our location here], then more of this stuff will be outta here!”
“When is your next trip?” I asked.
“Why do you want to know?” he replied.
“I wanted to get these boat cushions covered for you before your next trip…” I gestured at the pile of tatty foam.
“In a week or two. You know, I gather materials, make repairs, think about stuff and then it’s time to go in three or four days…”
Okie-dokie! First week of the New Year, then! That will work out perfectly!
I will sew up the best damned boat cushions ever admired by man, with a big ol’ smile on my face because now I know it will be the last project I ever do for him!