Day 13

I forget how many days Oregon has been under a Stay Home order, but this is Day 13 for me. Day 17 for my son who was laid off from his restaurant job. He’s a bit cranky right now.

Back when this first started, it was sunny and 60* so I sent him outside to start Spring work on the yard. No idea why more people aren’t outside taking advantage of this down time, but MY yard will be spectacular when the weather dries up For Real.

Went to the local County Nursery Saturday (the two workers there were gloved and masked, but we didn’t come within 6 feet of each other – weird!) to get some compost, which is still sitting in my van (have I told you about the van? #vanlife – coming soon) until this latest round of rain passes us by. I did manage to clean out the raised beds, groomed the plants and planted salad greens, spinach and radishes because those will come up at the right time and won’t be damaged by a little cold & wet. The rest will have to wait for the weather to turn again.

I’m very thankful to have a job I can do at home, but it’s frustrating, too – I log in to my work computer from my home computer and control that machine from here. There’s a lag. A really irritating lag. My job requires mouse precision and this ain’t it. I spend a lot of time trying to aim the mouse to compensate for the lag and it makes me want to scream! No, there are no other options at this time. I must learn to embrace the lag. Accept the lag. Become one with the lag. I’m gonna be so screwed when I finally get back to the office. Sigh.

Meanwhile, I’m not doing housework. Well, the bare minimum. Turns out if I have al the time in the world, the very last thing I feel compelled to do it clean house. Who knew?

BUT, I have been cooking a bit and organizing the kitchen cupboards for the second time in 3 months (did I tell you about the mouse?) and have a long list of dishes I want to cook.

Sabu is losing her mind – she goes to work with me, so spending this much time at home is wearing on her good mood and she has become Velcro Dog, just hoping we’ll go out and get in the van. We’ve started walking around the neighborhood just to get out, so hopefully that helps her mood. It would sure help mine if I liked walking in the rain.

Nothing interesting to report, just trying to get back into the swing of writing here, so likely the next few posts will be Catch-Up essays for whatever civilization digs us up after the current crisis runs its course.

I just CAN’T with the politics right now. I am incandescent with rage and unable to play nice, so I will refrain as much as I can.

Wash your hands! Be safe out there!


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Posted by on April 1, 2020 in Uncategorized


That was unpleasant.

Back in February, one of my co-workers went on a vacation. To a wedding. In Thailand. Yeah. You can see where this is going, right?

Yup, he came back to work on the 19th (I think) and had a sniffle. He swore he was fine. There was talk about this new virus, but in that small town no one was really concerned. Yet.

The next Tuesday I woke up from my before bed nap with the shivers. It went on for 3 solid hours. I could not get warm, even under my electric blanket. It finally stopped, but the next day I felt like I’d been worked over by a jackhammer. Turns out the chills will give you a full-body workout! Even my eyebrows hurt 😦

Needless to say, I stayed home from work Wednesday. Called in again on Thursday and the office was deserted. Same for Friday. Went back in on Monday (March 2) and everyone in the office was sick. A couple were out, but the rest of us tried our best to get the job done while feeling like crap on toast.

As more symptoms have been talked about, I realize we all had COVID-19, but of course there were no tests at that time and it never occurred to us it might be more than a usual flu. I stayed away from my son and did the best I could as far as sanitation went, and hoped it would be over quick.

Three weeks later I was starting to feel almost okay, just in time to be told to work from home for the foreseeable future. Sigh.

The worst symptom for me was losing my sense of taste. Not that I was hungry, but even my tea, which I drink all day long, every day, tasted like ass. It was demoralizing, let me tell you. I was drinking all the water I could force down, knowing that’s the best cure for whatever ails you. Lost 14 pounds! Of course, now I’m on lock down and baking & eating bread is all I want to do 🙂

BUT, as an introvert, this is my jam. Stay inside and away from people? You betcha! Sign me up! I have my work (and I’m grateful for it!) and so many projects I’ll never finish, no matter what, one crazy dog, 2.5 irritated cats (they really like their Nap Time and two people and That Fucking Dog are really irritating if their cranky faces are to be believed) and one cranky laid-off son to keep me busy.

On the other hand, we got started on the yard work and my yard is gonna look awesome this year! Today it’s raining, but the compost is in the van, waiting for the right moment to be spread and planted.

Stay home, please. Wash your hands. Remember the person who dies might be someone you love and YOU could have given it to them by not practicing social distancing.

My plague-carrying co-worker is fond of saying, “It didn’t kill you, did it? What’s the problem?” Yeah, Bobby, people like YOU are the problem.


Posted by on March 30, 2020 in Uncategorized


Read this

I’ve been away, but still reading.

I’ve been busy, but thinking of all the things I want to say.

I want to write, but then find someone else who says what I feel much better than I ever could.

I’ve been reading and listening to the narcissist apologists, which does nothing good for my mood or blood pressure.

Here’s a little something from a self-aware, diagnosed narcissist the apologists should read:

Knowing the Narcissist

I don’t know him, but I hate him and what he does to others. It’s not a personal hate, but a visceral loathing, the same feeling I have when seeing a cobra standing up, flaring its hood, ready to strike.

If you ever had any doubts about whether or not the narcissist knows what s/he does, here’s your answer.

Something more cheerful coming soon…

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Posted by on August 28, 2019 in Uncategorized


Snowpocalypse v2.0

Okay, kinda regretting shooting my mouth off awhile ago about the weather dudes and their dire predictions, and here we are in the middle of a 100-year snow storm. Sorry, weather gods! I didn’t mean it, really, I didn’t!

BUT all is not as grim as some would have you believe. Being on the downhill side of the Bell Curve, I went out to gas up my car and buy a few groceries on Sunday just as the rain turned to snow and was home before the snow started sticking to the roads. Of course, I figured it would just be another false alarm and aren’t we all tired of that by now? I’m sooo ready for Spring!

Anyway. The predicted snow actually appeared. It fell during the night, and the early morning hours.


Picture taken at about 0700, 6″ on the ground.

By the time I got up to get ready for work I could see I would not be going anywhere on Monday morning, so I took some pictures (this is the internet, after all) and called the office, which The Boss closed for the day.

The snow kept coming down until there was 10″ in my driveway.


That clear spot under the tree is the only spot in the yard that’s large enough for the dog to poop without getting snow up her hoo-ha.

It finally stopped around noon. People got stupid and began to drive around and get stuck because no one believes in snow chains around here, nor do they understand the concept of a car getting high-centered when trying to plow through wet, heavy, dense snow. According to the News, people were braving the snow to get to grocery stores that were closed because the power was out and they ran out of diapers.

Lets just take a minute to think about that – a significant number of people (enough for it to make the News) ran out of diapers so they risked their lives to get to the grocery store, which was closed because they had no power. Who the fuck runs out of diapers? I mean, diapers were #1 on my shopping list when The Kid was wearing them because to do anything less than buy a package every time I drove by the store that sold the brand we liked was just asking for a poo-nami disaster because that kid could shit in quantities that were scary! I never ran out of diapers – the fear was that great.

It’s not like this little storm was unexpected, either – the weather dudes have been talking about it for weeks, and this time low temperatures and moisture ended up in the same place at the same time and did what always happens under those conditions. Yes, we live in the City, but the power can go out, so you better have something to eat that doesn’t need to be cooked because if your power is out, so is that food place down the street and don’t people even know how to stay home and take care of themselves for more than 20 minutes at a time?

All of this seems so obvious, but watching the News (not FOX) it is clear people are fucking stupid and if you add some snow (even if you warn them it’s coming) they get even more stupid.

One guy got his car stuck right in front of my house. I went out and sat on the porch to watch him for awhile ’cause I’m a bitch like that. He didn’t have a shovel in his car, nor chains. After watching him for a few minutes trying to use his shoes to dig out the tires, I asked if he wanted to borrow a shovel. He declined, saying he lived right around the corner and had cleared his driveway for his car, which was parked under a cedar that was really weighed down with snow and he feared a broken branch. He decided to “drive around the block” before putting the car in the newly-cleared driveway. Uh-huh. That was dumb, wasn’t it? Sigh. He walked back to his house, got a shovel and soon pulled away. That was the third incident in front of my house, and now all the slush is messed up and chaotic, which will make it harder for me to get my car out before it completely melts, which is just irritating.

No worries for us, though – The Kid’s work is normally closed on Monday and they didn’t open today, so he stayed home. There’s no way I’m going to drive until it’s safe to do so, and The Boss wouldn’t have it any other way. I cooked. I napped. I read a book, did laundry, cleaned the kitchen and then napped some more. I’m all napped out, but at this point in the day, it’s kinda silly to “get up” and “get dressed” when it’s snowing again right this minute.

While the humans have been Just Fine, the cats are most unhappy at this turn of events. Even Mr. Big is refusing to go outside. For anything. Fuck that, he says. Which leads to the unpleasant discovery this morning of a puddle of pee on the kitchen floor. Duchess already peed on the kitchen rug, so I set up a litter box in the garage so the poor darlings don’t have to get their widdle pawsies damp. She denied it was her this time. Mr. Big wouldn’t even talk to me, instead demanding I open the drapes and clear off a place for him to sit in the window and watch the snow come down. Harley Quinn, the newest addition, has no idea what I’m talking about and is far too busy doing her best to drive all of us nuts to slow down and have a conversation. The puddle was too small for Sabu, so she got a pass. Sigh. Words were said. Threats of being put outside until morale improved were made. Then we all took a nap.


Here’s Harley Quinn, Diva. She is just as sassy as she looks here, I assure you.

OMG! Those chins! But my hair looks cute, right?

So here we are, maybe home for another day, maybe not, but we’re well provisioned unless the power goes out (gotta do something about that ASAP) and have nowhere to go. I really should get out my knitting or spend some time in the sewing room, but my couch just sucks me in, and Netflix is right there (The Walking Dead for the second time) and I have tea and food and maybe I need another nap…

Y’all be safe and warm out there!


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Posted by on February 26, 2019 in Uncategorized


“Winter” in the PNW

Good morning and happy Monday!

Why should I be so cheerful today? Let me count the ways:

  1. Pointy-ball season is over after the commercial spectacle that is the Super Bowl has been played out to its logical conclusion – the Pats won. Again. Yawn. What a boring game! I was rooting for the Rams, but there ya go – at least they kept the Pats to a record low score. While I watched the Game last year (and enjoyed it very much,) I couldn’t manage to stay awake this year. I dozed off as the half-time show started and may I just say that what I heard sucked. Big time. Let college bouncy-ball begin!
  2. No Polar Vortex here. Yet. The Weather Dudes have been predicting snow in my area for a couple of weeks now (where can I get a job that lets me be wrong 70% of the time and still get paid?) but so far it just hasn’t happened. We’ve been drier than usual, which is great for my commute, but not so great for Spring’s gardening hopes. And yet, this was the scene outside my house shortly before I left for work –


Hard to see, but that’s snow falling down, not the usual rain. It wasn’t sticking to the road but the flakes flying around made the usual Indy I-5 crowd slow down to reasonable speeds, which was nice. It petered out completely about 10 miles North of Eugene, so my drive went just fine. Darn it! Can’t reasonably ask for a snow day if there isn’t at least 4 inches standing on the road, right? We did have those conditions two years ago, but I doubt we’ll get any significant snow, in spite of the dire predictions of the Weather Dudes. I mean, c’mon! Why does anyone trust those guys?

3. My Family is planning a trip to Las Vegas to celebrate those of us who turn the big 5-0 this year. While I’m not enjoying the process of booking a flight, I am looking forward to enjoying some warmer weather come April and fun times with the Fam.

Hmmm…I guess that’s all I have. Wait! I cleaned house and did laundry yesterday, so there’s that.

Well. That was anticlimactic, wasn’t it? It sure felt like I had more to say when I started this post, but work interrupted (as it should, you slackers!) and now my belly is full of bacon cheeseburger and my brain is pleasantly fuzzy. Still haven’t been able to convince The Boss we need a napping couch in the office, but there’s always next year…

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Posted by on February 4, 2019 in Uncategorized


Has it really been six years?

Actually, it’s been six years and two three days, but I awoke with a tweaked neck on Sunday and could not sit at a keyboard because, evidently, after nearly 50 years on this earth, I haven’t learned to sleep right. Yet. I’ve been practicing, though, and hope to be a Sleep Master within the next decade.

I know it’s been traditional for me to post a re-cap here on the anniversary of leaving an abusive narcissist, but I just can’t be arsed right now. Blame my succumbing to not one, but two knock-you-flat colds so far this year. Blame the government shutdown. Or incels. Or the current culture of hatred in my country. I don’t even know where to start, and there are many, many bloggers who are saying what I would say if only I had the lovely words instead of this red mist of rage clouding my eyes.

Remember when I posted several times a week? Yeah, me, too. Those were the Good Ol’ Days, amiright? The days of ranting against the latest indignity heaped upon me by Captain Bligh, or trying to figure out just how in the hell I’d allowed my life to be blown up by someone who did not care one whit about my well being are long gone in the face of the cruelties and insanity being heaped upon all of us by a traitorous administration bent on sending us straight into the Handmaid’s Tale. My little life pales in comparison and I’ve not been able to muster the enthusiasm to scream into the void because it all seems rather pointless, doesn’t it?

So, let’s take this blog in another direction, shall we? Oh, I’ll still be posting through the lens of having survived a vile narcissist, and my leanings (obviously) are still feminist, leftist, #metoo and equality for all, and that’s not likely to change, we’re just gonna open things up a bit and post about “ordinary” things. Like a fireside chat, right?

As always, please post any questions you have in the comments section 🙂

Here’s a song I enjoy:


Posted by on January 23, 2019 in Uncategorized


I just don’t even…

Know what to say any more. The world is burning and Lord Dampnut is pouring gasoline on the fire. We’re either going to end up in some kind of civil war, or living The Handmaid’s Tale. Pretty sure the GOP would be happy either way…

I am sick at the thought of a lying, drunk, serial sexual predator being appointed to a seat on the highest court in our land. That a whiney-baby like him is being held up as some sort of paragon of virtue makes me incandescent with rage.

Why am I surprised, though? The idiots who elected POTUS knew what they were voting for and they didn’t care. Now we all get to suffer. Oh, wait! I meant to say now the 99% get to suffer.

Deep breath.

Remember, half of all people are below average.

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Posted by on October 4, 2018 in Uncategorized


Preach it JP!

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Posted by on September 5, 2018 in Uncategorized


Ranting at Random

We’re gonna take this here blog in a different direction for awhile to see if I can find my Blogging Mojo again.

Presenting our new feature – Ranting at Random! Drum roll, please…

We all know we should be using fewer one-use things, right? Nevermind Lord Dampnut is now going full-tilt, batshit crazy for more oil consumption – let’s stay on track to not destroy our planet before our grandkids are grown, ‘K?

We take our re-usable grocery bags on our weekly shopping trips. Some of us even use cloth produce bags.

We buy foods in bulk to avoid having to take home and dispose of extra packaging.

We take re-fillable cups to fill with our daily indulgence at the Coffee Shop – they keep our drinks colder/hotter, too, so why doesn’t everyone do this?

We put pretty much everything you can imagine into Mason jars.

We women use Diva Cups, which can last a woman’s whole menstrual life, BTW, saving (literally) thousands of dollars. Sorry, guys, no multi-use condoms yet 😉

Etcetera, etc…

I have no problem with using less, re-using more, having less garbage, less Stuff, less stress, but the constant need to give things cutesy names is driving me NUTS!

Take “un-paper towels,” for instance. Here’s a random Google Image pic –


There are little snaps on each one so they all hook together into a “roll” just like your actual paper towels. There are a million tutorials online if that’s your thing. I mean, it’s cute, yes, but what a bother! You know they don’t stand up nice and neat like that, and winding them on after washing would drive me nuts. Also, they’re crazy expensive to buy!

I remember this sort of thing from when I was a kid. We called them “kitchen rags,” (as opposed to “rag rags,” which were used for dirtier jobs,) and they lived in the third drawer down from the silverware drawer in the kitchen. Or maybe it was the bottom drawer…anyway.

We seldom used paper towels because they were (and are) expensive and they just don’t get the job done like a wet rag and some elbow grease*. Except cleaning up poo or puke – paper towels all the way for that kind of mess and straight into a plastic grocery bag, cinched tight and carried immediately out to the big garbage can outside. Yech!

There’s also un-plastic wrap made from fabric coated with beeswax. WTF? People are all about getting rid of plastic lids on their glass bowls and using this un-plastic wrap that can’t be washed by any conventional means and just doesn’t do the job they claim it does. It ain’t cheap, either.

You know what works perfectly, costs nothing and is easy to get clean? Behold –

stacked bowl-plate

That’s right! Quite often, those plates you never use (you know the ones – they’re smaller than a dinner plate and too big for a tea cup? Yeah, those) will stack neatly on top of the bowls in the set. You can stack them, like the pic above, and put them directly into the fridge to eat later. Zero waste, zero cost, and no un-naming required.

Just stop with the stupid, cutesy names for the love of all that’s holy!

*One time when I was about 9 and my Sis about 7, Mom told Sis to “use some elbow grease” when cleaning something, I don’t remember what, but we were in the kitchen. “Is it under the sink?” Sis asked. I cracked up! It was sooooo funny to me that Sis didn’t know what elbow grease was! I felt so grown-up. Until Mom glared at me – I don’t remember what she said, but I felt terrible that I’d made fun of my little Sis and made her cry over something so stupid. Funny the things we remember…


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Posted by on August 20, 2018 in Uncategorized


Is it foolish to assume people mean what they say?

Time for another Catch Up post, but there’s a lot to say, so there will be some follow-up posts later.

First, I broke it off with Roman. While he’s a great man and has many of the qualities that scream Perfect Mate to me, we had some incompatibilities I could no longer overlook. I was really hoping he was mature enough to see and understand my desire to no longer be his girlfriend but still remain friends. Alas, I was disappointed. Again. I don’t know how much y’all are interested in my ramblings, so I’ll write what is most important and let you ask questions in the comments, ‘k?

Let’s begin.

The first 8 months were amazing! Because of my past with abusive relationships (and his, as well) I was cautious. I started difficult conversations, brought up all the “unspoken agreement” bullshit people take for granted that later ends up being all in their own head and not at all what their potential mate had in mind. I wanted to be sure the man standing before me was actually who he said he was before making any sort of commitment.

We appeared to share the same views on a wide range of important things and I was hopeful. We discussed Open Relationships and what that might look like very early on. We both were in favor. Neither one of us believed one person should be another’s Everything unless both parties agreed. I told him I was sick and fucking tired of becoming a man’s sex slave the moment we agreed to become exclusive. I said it more than once. I told him it was a Deal Breaker to treat me like a whore and expect me to just swallow that shit sandwich and be quiet about it. I was very clear, using words that I spoke out loud from my mouth into his ear holes. He appeared to be listening.

And then one day, he admitted he was seeing and having sex with another woman.

Wait, I better explain my experience on this particular subject:

I was taught from a very young age that girls date only one boy at a time. To do otherwise made you a slut and no man would ever want to marry you. I was indoctrinated with the classic Fairy Tale beliefs – my knight would come, he would be damaged but the sheer force of my love would make him whole again and we would live Happily Ever After once he realized his full potential. I know, right? How many of you were raised to believe the same? Don’t lie, now – it’s everywhere.

Since we were not committed, I didn’t mind. At all. Really. BUT I was not seeing anyone else because Dudes are possessive and most of them have a OPP (One Penis Policy), which means they’re totally fine with the woman in their life dating other women (hey, can I watch? is a popular refrain) but they are not “allowed” to date another person who has a penis. No matter what. It’s like once their penis has been inside a woman, that woman becomes their possession. For life. I don’t understand the entitlement behind that belief, but there ya go – it’s pervasive and every man I’ve ever had a relationship with has felt the same way. Granted, I haven’t had that many relationships, but every single one of the men I’ve known, has made his belief very clear. Of course, many of them cheated on me, proving the double standard, but that’s neither here nor there.

Shit, this is gonna get long…apologies…

I’ll skip a bunch of stuff that doesn’t have much bearing on this post for the sake of your poor eyeballs, reading and reading, and reading.

So I went out with another man. Had sex with him. It was good. Neither of us was looking for anything official, just a good time with a pleasant companion. I did not tell Roman I was going out with someone else until after the fact (and the dozen bullshit texts demanding to know where I was) and he lost his shit. When I pointed out that he didn’t inform me before he went out with another woman, why should I have to tell him where I am every minute? We lived 45 minutes away from each other, FFS! I didn’t demand he account for every minute we were apart and I resented his assumption that I would keep him informed. Nuh-uh. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, dammit!

So, he begged me to tell him what I was doing, so he could think about it and wrap his head around it.

“What’s to think about?” I asked. “You’re trying to hold me to a double standard and I won’t have it.”

He badgered and pleaded and whined until I gave in and told him I would be seeing the Other Guy again. Then Roman had the nerve to impose a bunch of “rules” on my time with OG. He said he needed me to grant him some concessions so he wouldn’t feel like I was leaving him. I sighed. I did my best, but his conditions proved impossible to follow. I’ll admit I should have told him no. I probably should have ended it right there – jealousy is an ugly emotion and he had no right to meddle in my relationship with another person. Remember we hadn’t agreed to be exclusive and he was seeing someone else.

After the second date with OG, Roman begged me to be exclusive, “just for a couple of months” so he could process his emotions and move forward. He was sincere, or so I thought. I agreed we could be exclusive “for a couple of months” because I thought he would open his eyes and understand he was forcing me into a Double Standard that I was not going to accept. Up ’til then, you would have sworn he was a feminist and believed in equality. He said he understood people (him) could have relationships with more than one person, but he really didn’t like me doing it. HE felt threatened, therefore I had to change my behavior. Another classic double standard.

That weekend was good. Roman seemed relieved to not have to think about me out with another man. He was affectionate and we had (more) amazing sex. I drove home feeling content, thinking ahead to the day we would open our relationship again – he just needed some time to catch up to me emotionally, I told myself. I relied on the words he said to me, out loud, to be the truth.

I went down to see him the following weekend and got a nasty surprise. Well, it wasn’t something I’d never experienced before, but I was shocked that Roman would suddenly turn into every man I’ve ever had an extended relationship with – he stopped all foreplay. ALL FOREPLAY. No more kissing on the couch, holding hands, stolen caresses walking around town, nothing. Oh, he got sex, alright – I figured I “owed” him some extra affection after the previous weekend when he’d been so upset. Right? Tell me you’ve never done that. If you’re a woman, you’ve done that – given the man a quickie because you knew it would improve his mood and if you didn’t he’d turn into a whiney-baby and make your life miserable.

“Okay,” I thought, “he’s obviously going thru some stuff so I won’t be demanding. We’ll be fine.”

Nope. It took almost 18 months to sort out what it was about – turns out he uses Great Sex to get what he really wants, which is intimacy. Once I agreed to be exclusive, “love & affection” were supposed to be the most important things in our relationship. Of course, he never told me that, just started treating me like a blow-up sex doll – he still got his orgasms, but I got nothing. Actually, less than nothing because he started waking me up in the wee hours of the morning for a quickie and that’s all that was on offer. Yes, I did initiate, and on 7 occasions over the next 20 months I got a “cookie” and he acted like I should kiss his feet afterwards. Whores get paid, ya know?

I did not bring up my unhappiness in the moment, but I did take note of the sequence of events. A couple of weeks after our agreement, a series of Stressful Things happened in his life and I felt it was my duty to be there for him and not bitch about the lack of partnership in bed – kinda felt like it would be kicking him when he’s down, right? So I did what countless women do – I gritted my teeth and got on with it, hoping when the drama was over we could go back to what we had.

Nope. He said one day, “I finally feel healthy! Like my life is going well.”

Great! It’s my turn now, right? I let it all out – told him of my resentment that I became a sex toy less than a week after we agreed to be exclusive, that I felt like I wasn’t even in the room when he was getting his rocks off, that I could be anybody or nobody at all, that this was not what I signed up for and I wasn’t happy. I gave examples. I offered potential solutions. He swore he didn’t think of me as a sex toy, that I was important to him, that he was sorry and would do better in future.

Wonderful, right? Except he did nothing. I knew I’d upset him, but I’d tried to be diplomatic, apologized for waiting so long to tell him (but also told him he had enough to worry about, which is why it took so long for me to speak up) used language that was not generally considered a Boner Killer* and tried my best to keep my frustration from showing.

He did nothing. By the time I was finished talking, he’d just shut down. Everything went on as before, not even a hint that we’d ever had a conversation, so after 2-3 months, I brought it up again. He told me my conversational style was hurtful and I should work on that. Everything went on as before, so after another 2-3 months, I brought it up yet again. More excuses, more denials, more apologies while telling me I needed to work on myself.

Okie-dokie! I’d been here before, but this time there would be no backing down. I brought it up one more time, after checking the calendar to confirm I’d first broached the subject a fucking year earlier. That’s right, I’d given him a whole year to make it right, and now felt I’d wasted that year. Sure, we had fun, but I felt we were nothing more than friends, except he got to fuck me a couple of times a week. I was still waiting for the light bulb to go on inside his head, and I was obviously waiting in vain.

I brushed aside his argument about how he “doesn’t like change” by pointing out I wasn’t asking for anything that wasn’t freely given for eight solid months, I wasn’t asking for any special treatment, I just wanted to be in the room when he fucked me. He was offended. He was hurt. The more he stammered around in circles, the more angry I got.

I spent one last weekend at his place. I told him sex was off the table. He gave me a condescending look and said, “you know, I thought about not having sex with you for awhile, to see if it would snap you out of this mood…” and I almost punched him in the face. That was it for me.

I went home, too angry to speak. He came over the following Tuesday, as was his usual habit and I told him, “I don’t want to be your girlfriend any more.”

He was stunned! Shocked! Confused! Horrified I’d invited him over just to break up with him! I had blindsided him! He left in a hurry but started texting me later. He just couldn’t get over how this happened! It was out of the blue! You can bet I saw red when I texted back:

“How can you possibly be confused? I’ve been telling you I’m unhappy FOR A FUCKING YEAR!”

More back and forth, him asking how I can just “give up all this” at the snap of my fingers and more bullshit along the same lines. I said we could be friends. He said it was too “painful” to be friends with me if I “wouldn’t have him.” WTF-ever. I’m good enough to fuck, so long as it’s only him who gets that privilege, but access to my body on demand is the price of his friendship? Oh, fuck no!

AND THEN, he started looking at all of my profiles online and found one that listed me as single. He tried to make an issue of it, because, of course, if I didn’t want to be with HIM, it meant (obviously) I had someone else, because, as we all know, a woman’s Default Setting is “Fucking Someone” so he’d be totally off the hook for my “sullen mood,” right?

Oh, hell no! If he’d been in the room with me he would have seen my head explode through the cloud of smoke rising off his burning flesh as my eyes seared all the meat from his bones. Fuck that. I told him our breakup was totally his doing – I had already explained my reasons, and if he was determined to find some fantasy reason to salve his ego he was welcome to it – I was done with him and all men! Finito!

There was the usual exchanging of the things and he behaved badly, cementing my decision for the break-up – if a man can’t treat me like a living, breathing human being ALL THE TIME, including in the sack, well, I’m outta there!

Here’s the deal for me – one of the perks of being in a relationship is good sex on the regular with someone you care for and who cares for you, who knows your body and is concerned that everyone has a good time, right? Men take this for granted – of course he’s gonna get laid, or he’ll go elsewhere. As women, we’re taught that if your man strays it’s because you didn’t satisfy him at home. Women, on the other hand, are just supposed to take what’s given and don’t complain or he’ll leave. Right? Fuck that! I refuse to be in a sexless relationship where I’m expected to meet all of his needs while ignoring or denying my own. I’ve spent 35 fucking years practicing serial monogamy, subjugating MY needs for his. Over and over and over. I finally came to the realization that it doesn’t work for me. In each and every case, the relationship was great, and then I agreed to be monogamous (even though I’d been dating only one man at a time because dudes are squinchy about it) that was the end of satisfying, two-way sex until I finally got fed up and left. Or caught them cheating. Or doing enormous quantities of drugs. Maybe that last part is just my personal experience.

I know he was following my blog (that whole Honesty Thing again – I told him about the blog early on so he wouldn’t freak out about it) and if you’re reading here, Roman, don’t contact me. That little text you sent about the Hulu not working and being almost out of soap? Yeah, I deleted that – I don’t share streaming services or my handmade soap with people who aren’t my friends. Tell “Vickie” to pay for her own fucking Hulu. Lose my number, ‘k? Thx.

So there you have it.

Wait. I am dating, but you can bet I won’t be dating anyone exclusively, no matter what they say about being a feminist and equal rights and “it’s kinda hot to think of you with another man…” It’s all bullshit and I won’t be eating that sandwich again.

More updates to follow, hopefully with a bit less navel gazing, although if you can’t bitch about your own life on your own blog, what are they even for?

*Just an aside – why the fuck are women in charge of men’s erections? It’s our fault when they get them, it’s our fault when they don’t, we’re expected to just fall on it whenever we see it, and squeal with glee at our good luck and on and on. Do read that link up there for the discussion we all should be having.


Posted by on August 9, 2018 in Uncategorized

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